Fifty fish of different species were asked what they'd most like to be when they grow up. Every single one of them said, "The Bassador."

He is banned in 52 states, Puerto Rico and possibly the Virgin Islands. His favorite color is 'Midnight Terror' and he has never taken a bath. Ever! After twice being elected the mayor of a small town by write-in votes, but being unable to take his rightful place in office because he is neither human nor a U.S. citizen, The Bassador retreated to a lake somewhere, someplace.

Little is known about his upbringing other than the fact that he was raised by wolves and had something to do with the disappearance of the dinosaurs. He has two different modes of which he spends his days, reckless and out of control. When asked what famous person he'd most like to dine with, The Bassador chose himself.

While you may think that you can catch him, he advises you to think again. And then think again after that. And one more time if you're still thinking you stand a chance. His name spelled backwards is Rodassab. And he never sleeps. At least, not with his eyes closed.