Keilan Lord is proud to be a part of the Anglers’ Legacy.

Who got me involved in fishing:
My Grandfather: Mr. Willie J. Knowles

Favorite Fishing Story:
Any that involves someone catching one or "the big one that got away"

Best Fishing Joke:
I don't have one, but the most recent one that I have heard is:

The Presidential election was too close to call. Neither the Republican
candidate nor the Democratic candidate had enough votes to win. There was
much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc., but a week-long
ice fishing competition seemed the sportsmanlike way to settle things. The
candidate that caught the most fish at the end of the week would win the
election.

Therefore, it was decided that there should be an ice fishing contest
between the two candidates to determine the winner. After much of back and
forth discussion, it was decided that the contest take place on a remote
frozen lake in northern Minnesota

There were to be no observers present, and both men were to be sent out
separately on this isolated lake and return at 5 P.M. with their catch for
counting and verification by a team of neutral parties.

At the end of the first day, John McCain returned to the starting line and
he had ten fish. Soon, Obama returned and had no fish. Well, everyone
assumed he was just having another 'bad hair' day or something and
hopefully, he would catch up the next day.

At the end of the 2nd day John McCain came in with 20 fish and Obama came in
again with none.

That evening, Harry Reid got together secretly with Obama and said, 'Obama,

I think John McCain is a low-life, cheatin' son-of-a-gun. I want you to go
out tomorrow and don't even bother with fishing. Just spy on him and see
just how he is cheating.'

The next night (after John McCain returns with 50 fish), Harry Reid met
Obama and said, 'Well, tell me, how is John McCain cheating?'

Obama replied, 'Harry, you're not going to believe this, but he's
cutting holes in the ice.'

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